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[miss_squeakles]

[There isn't anything visible for a moment- wait one second, two seconds, three seconds, and suddenly a woman appears, at first wild-eyed as she shouts-]

Is this supposed t'be some kinda JOKE?

[There's a SLAM as she thuds her fist into the desk on which the book is propped, and her eyes squint dramatically as her voice lowers to a near-whisper.

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[ video ]

[unit_67]

[Wow, someone's angry! Can't have that, can we? Lily responds with a video as well, in which she says,]

Wooow, hi, I think you should calm down!

[Video]

[miss_squeakles]

[There's a moment of silence as Roxy decides which line would be the best one to use here. She settles for a bit of a mix.]

Calm down? CALM DOWN?

Here's an idea, punk. How about YOU calm down, then I chop ya up and serve you for sushi dinner on a platter, and then y'can thank your lucky stars that's all I did!

[ video ]

[unit_67]

[AHHHHHHHHHHHH]

Oh, um, I'm sorry! I just think, uh... I don't think being all angry will help anything!

[ video ]

[miss_squeakles]

Yeah, well, I don't think that not thinkin's gonna help!

[She's not even sure that that even made sense... but it sure sounded good.]

[doctoral_bird]

[Oh god. The aggression. Malkus feels it burning through his mask.]

E-Erm. No-...No I- I don't think it is much of a joke. I-I don't think anyone is...making messes with you.

[Video]

[miss_squeakles]

Makin' messes with me?

Just what d'you think you're implyin', there, huh? HUH?

[Audio]

[doctoral_bird]

[O-Oh no.]

U-Uh...N-Nothing. I am not implying nothing, m-my apologies... D-Do not "put the curtains on me"...

[Video Forever]

[miss_squeakles]

...

You talk funny. Somethin' wrong with you?

[helluvachin]

[It's always good to see someone handling this calmly and rationally.]

Yelling threats really isn't going to help you. I mean uh, I really don't think they care.

[Video]

[miss_squeakles]

They aren't threats, they're PROMISES. And they'll care if I say it- after all, I've got mob connections. Everyone's ascared of the mob!

[Audio]

[helluvachin]

Um, sorry but I don't think they will. Not even sure if they know what the mob is.

[Video Forever]

[miss_squeakles]

What d'ya mean they don't know what the mob is? EVERYONE knows what the mob is!

[thii2ii22tupiid]

*Sollux is just going to laugh. Isn't he nice and helpful?*

[Video]

[miss_squeakles]

Y'think somethin's funny, huh? HUH?

Re: [audio]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

I think its fucking HILARIOUS.

[Video]

[miss_squeakles]

You stupid or somethin'?

[agisquodadis]

[...Samantha is also laughing. What the hell is this place.]

[Video]

[miss_squeakles]

Guess this place has lotsa funny fish, huh? Well, fish can fry!

[Video]

[agisquodadis]

Yeah, it's just a regular comedy club in here.