time heals all wounds. unless you've had one of your limbs amputated by gangrene or something. if you happen to be a starfish, i guess you could grow it back. and with technology these days one could probably get a prosthetic leg. but that's not really healing, that's cheating. are starfish the only creatures left with any integrity ( Read more... )

English teachers across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are ( Read more... )

I called my mom to pick me up after work today, and she said to look for her in her seafoam green jaguar...i thought she was kidding ( Read more... )

guess who just got a job????????????

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today a 30ish italian man leaning out of his balck suv in front of georgio's pizza offered to buy me some new jeans, because he had noticed mine had holes in them. he said they would be a "gift." that was nice of him ( Read more... )

oh yes

http://www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE&fn=/2006/06/03/405805.html

I'm pretty pumped for the new "Tilly and the Wall" album.
It would be sweet if someone who was planning on purchasing it tomorrow morning would burn me a cpoy. Also, a copy.
Check out one of the songs on the new album: http://profile.myspace

Is "cold" really a mood ( Read more... )