Still alive, still in skool, still working at the shitty paint store. Still single. Long hair, still have beard. And a huge crush on mandalou02. but shhh...she doesn't know that
I died in a wierd cookie dough eating contest. I was not a contestant but rather in the audience. One of the contestants we will just call him lisa. lisa was winning the contest at the very end of it me and lisa went out to get some beer. Don't ask me why but I like booze and so did he. Plus he won money and I could get free booze. well none the less. We were walking through westport and it was very hot outside. The heat was so great that the 24 1/3LBS of Cookie dough that lisa ate started to rise. he was complaining about his stomach but we thought it was nothing and as we were strolling to the bar all of a sudden he exploded. the force threw me into the street in front of a metro bus. the bus was able to stop right before it crushed my head. At this point I got up and someone hit the bus throwing it forward towards me. I jumped into the other lane. A jeep then clipped me and broke my arm. as I finally got up after laying in the street for a few minutes and seeing no one really cared and the jeep had drove off. I stood up.
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yeah, you already know how i'm' doing...so,yeah.
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Lear here, checking in.
Still alive, still in skool, still working at the shitty paint store. Still single. Long hair, still have beard. And a huge crush on mandalou02. but shhh...she doesn't know that
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