I remembered my password! and it seems as though no one else remembers they have one of these...

Scientology is a load...

Frozen Indian food sounded like a good idea at the time...

lalala I'm going to tampa this weekend to see some of pat's peeps! I'm excited about staying in a hotel!! I heart hotels because they are cold and you don't have to pay the electric bill. that's my boo....

Yay for getting tore up and smoking some cigs!

I passed my midterm like whoa!

Just when I think Portia di Rossi is making me a lesbian, I see the preview for Dead Man's Chest....

I just dropped 200 dollars on a brown bridesmaid's dress.... Fuck earth tones.

muahahahah I found my students on myspace. Now I can creep them out with my inexplicable knowledge of their weekend whereabouts!

Who can sleep when pat keeps going on about plane crashes and fiery wreckage? LOST is giving him nightmares and Its enough to make me cut a fucking bitch.

Fucking Dr. J and her asinine paper topics. Where am I to find an Old English Dictionary? I need a va-cay.

Alright bitches. Commence to posting some shits or I kill us all.

druuuuuunk....