1.I hope you understand when it came to picking funniest man...i had to close my eyes and pick. I think that was the hardest choice I ever had to make.
2. When I saw " Favorite Pair of Sisters" I said to myself "Self, she better have the Mowry Twins up there." Not like I voted for them but I thought it only right they get a shot.
3. Donnie will always be a winner in my eyes and heart.
I confess, I voted for Anna Wintour because I disliked her and I don't know anything about Jann Wenner. Before I looked the name up I thought Jann was a woman. So what did he do (I don't read Rolling Stone)?
I voted for Ryan Gorscheawlful! Nobody, and I mean nobody messes with our Mallory.
I am shocked that Justin Timberlake beat out Donnie Wahlberg for the reasons you listed. Plus, I think Donnie is a very good actor. He did good work as the lead in the short-lived NBC police drama Boomtown. I was also impressed by his five-minute performance as the crazy guy who killed Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense.
Seriously, how can you not? Pseudo-socialite dixie bitchez who positively SCREAM Spring-Break-with-Jagermeister-at-South-Padre-Community-College" but BEG be seen as Aged-Port-and-Black-Ties-at-a-Radcliffe-Soiree. COME ON! They're fucking GOLD, dude. Plus, they are incapable of not embarassing their father.
I'm willing to put Justin Timberlake as least embarassing because unlike Donnie Wahlberg he was never the "badass" boy band member and the other members are so Where Are They Now? that they don't render embarassing desperation so much as confused pondering.
Adam always says that about the Bush sisters, he is fond of referring to them as white trash in the bodies of debutantes.
But-but--Wardrobe malfunction! Banging Cameron Diaz, Alyssa Milano and Britney Spears! Having a kind of creepy relationship with his momma!
I think it goes like this: 1. Donnie Wahlberg-he may have been a "bad boy", but he's a good actor. 2. Nick Lachey-meh, he's lame, but whatever. 3. Justin Timberlake. 4. Joey Fatone-he was good in Rent but, dude, his last name is "Fat one" 5. Nick Carter-he's sleeping with Paris Hilton, just...ugh.
Seven of you likes "Express Yourself" the most. It's my personal second choice; I still love "Like A Prayer" best, solely for the visuals of my camp group doing a dance to it. It doesn't get much funnier than that.
You've heard me talk really fast (and it didn't scare you away! That's shocking), so you're really not missing anything. If you want, I'll leave you a babbling voicemail to make up for it.
Christine and I loved the phone post, although I think it may have broken my brain a little.
The Wenner/Wintour vote seemed to be split down interest lines. Both suck, but I guess I'm more bitter towards Jann for fucking up music writing & criticism for decades.
I'm glad to hear that the two of you enjoyed it! Christine may be my new favorite person, what with the Sephora fondness. Perhaps I get her to be a fan of Lulu Guiness now, too...hmmm...
I apologize for breaking your brain. I swear, I tried to slow down! People always tell me that I'm overwhelming at first, but they get used to it after a while.
Jann totally sucks, but Anna would cut you in a heartbeat. Well, she'd have her assistant do it for her, and she'd make fun of your shoes first, but you'd wind up cut nonetheless.
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2. When I saw " Favorite Pair of Sisters" I said to myself "Self, she better have the Mowry Twins up there." Not like I voted for them but I thought it only right they get a shot.
3. Donnie will always be a winner in my eyes and heart.
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2. Hee! Oh, I used to love Sister, Sister, but even then I realized they were lame.
3. Mine too, Gen, mine too.
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I voted for Ryan Gorscheawlful! Nobody, and I mean nobody messes with our Mallory.
I am shocked that Justin Timberlake beat out Donnie Wahlberg for the reasons you listed. Plus, I think Donnie is a very good actor. He did good work as the lead in the short-lived NBC police drama Boomtown. I was also impressed by his five-minute performance as the crazy guy who killed Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense.
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I'm glad that I can count on you to help me disappear Gorscheawful. We won't get caught, I promise.
Donnie is a great actor, I agree. Justin wishes he was half the boybander that Donnie is.
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Seriously, how can you not? Pseudo-socialite dixie bitchez who positively SCREAM Spring-Break-with-Jagermeister-at-South-Padre-Community-College" but BEG be seen as Aged-Port-and-Black-Ties-at-a-Radcliffe-Soiree. COME ON! They're fucking GOLD, dude. Plus, they are incapable of not embarassing their father.
I'm willing to put Justin Timberlake as least embarassing because unlike Donnie Wahlberg he was never the "badass" boy band member and the other members are so Where Are They Now? that they don't render embarassing desperation so much as confused pondering.
I love Will Ferrel but Pharell all the way.
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But-but--Wardrobe malfunction! Banging Cameron Diaz, Alyssa Milano and Britney Spears! Having a kind of creepy relationship with his momma!
I think it goes like this:
1. Donnie Wahlberg-he may have been a "bad boy", but he's a good actor.
2. Nick Lachey-meh, he's lame, but whatever.
3. Justin Timberlake.
4. Joey Fatone-he was good in Rent but, dude, his last name is "Fat one"
5. Nick Carter-he's sleeping with Paris Hilton, just...ugh.
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I really hope my roommate's computer has whatever program I need to hear your phone post, because I hate being left out of the fun.
Am I the only one who loves "Express Yourself" the most? Madonna looked the hottest in that video.
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You've heard me talk really fast (and it didn't scare you away! That's shocking), so you're really not missing anything. If you want, I'll leave you a babbling voicemail to make up for it.
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The Wenner/Wintour vote seemed to be split down interest lines. Both suck, but I guess I'm more bitter towards Jann for fucking up music writing & criticism for decades.
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I apologize for breaking your brain. I swear, I tried to slow down! People always tell me that I'm overwhelming at first, but they get used to it after a while.
Jann totally sucks, but Anna would cut you in a heartbeat. Well, she'd have her assistant do it for her, and she'd make fun of your shoes first, but you'd wind up cut nonetheless.
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