Comments | missbingley: It's A Nice Day for a White (Trash) Wedding

missbingley

It's A Nice Day for a White (Trash) Wedding

Sep 19, 2004 13:07

Man, Britney, you're pure class.

I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad. No, that's not totally true, I already laughed a lot.

Sweet.

Haw-haw, I'm married!

Could Momma Spears be any happier?

Well, who wouldn't be proud to marry a man with such, uh, classy friends?

Hott!I mean, I never thought she was particularly bright, but hot damn, ( Read more... )

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sprunkle September 19 2004, 13:42:26 UTC

Man, I hope they meant those little chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs instead of chicken fingers. Because that would crack me up.
Nice of Mama Spears to wear her finest Juicy Couture to her daughter's wedding. I mean, she could have at least BeDazzled "Mother of the Bride" onto her ass. Some etiquette is just being forgotten.

missbingley September 19 2004, 14:21:30 UTC

Dinobites! Ohmigod, that would be the best thing in the world. I seriously couldn't stop laughing when I got to the part about the boombox. Boombox! It's 1992 again!

Seriously, I thought Lynne would at least accessorize with some bling.

jess_d_ripper September 19 2004, 13:52:35 UTC

Pimps?! That's...I don't even have the words.

missbingley September 19 2004, 14:22:03 UTC

Sure you do, the words you are looking for are "Hot", "Classy" and "Sophisticated".

jess_d_ripper September 19 2004, 16:34:21 UTC

Hee!

God, wearing a jacket that says "Pimps" is the least pimpin' thing you could, ever, ever do.

missbingley September 19 2004, 16:48:44 UTC

Seriously, it so is. Especially when your band of merry pimps are skeezers who didn't make the cut for You Got Served. Talk about greasy.

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missbingley September 19 2004, 14:40:50 UTC

KYLIE 4 LIFE!!

Seriously, she's the only one who hasn't turned her back on me. Next, we'll see Brit on Maury. Madonna quite frankly had to work so hard to redeem herself after Erotica and this Kaballah business isn't helping her cause much, because once Ashton joins your club, you lose your cool factor. Jessica and Ashleeeeee are sprung from a circle of hell, and Mandy should seriously just be a mannequin of some sort, she never had the gutsiness in her to be a pop princess. And Shakira is, like, in hiding and being a vegetarian of some sort. Fuck the animals, Shakira, we miss your hips!

So Kylie it is, and she isn't even big over here, so it's so hard to get the required Pop Princess quota for the day. Damn it.

I honestly don't think Britney can rebound from this, it's so soon after her last wedding, and now she's a stepmother and I don't think she ever got the prenup, and it's just a big mess. So sad.

la_sonnambula September 20 2004, 00:59:07 UTC

I shouldn't have to go halfway around the world to get some decent badass pop music.

But if you do, you might be treated to the musical stylings of the winner of the 2004 Eurovision Song Contest, Ruslana. Apparently The Clan of the Cave Bear ensemble is her signature look.

kaytethinks September 19 2004, 15:22:07 UTC

It's really over now, isn't it? I held out hope until the very end. Oh Britney, why hast thou forsaken us? *shakes fist at the sky*

missbingley September 19 2004, 16:51:24 UTC

I am boycotting her Greatest Hits Album. I will merely download it, or copy it from a friend. Britney and I are no longer tight.

baggylettuce September 23 2004, 19:51:48 UTC

Proof, as if proof were needed, that Britney is a chav.

I'm so insanely jealous of the wedding guests -- sure, I'd have had to wear an ugly pink tracksuit that didn't fit properly, but can you imagine how much FUN it would have been to actually be there?!

But now people are saying it was a fake wedding. Let it not be so, but let it be the first, aha, no, the second of many, many more.