Last night/this morning, I bought a mustache and fell in love with a kitty-cat.

Moral of the Story: this will be the best seven-eight-nine ever.

Hi, Grandpa ( Read more... )

It's a sin... the way I feel for you,
But I will savor this damnation
The taste is divine.

So we're at Cheli's in Dearborn watching the Wings game, right?
Well, Mom's had a few drinks. She's feeling loose.

Who else decided that Cheli's would be a good place to catch to catch the game?
Why, that would be the 2009 #1 Draft Pick for the Detroit Lions, Matthew Stafford. for those not in the know, Stafford got a six-year deal for $72 ( Read more... )

Remember 2003?

yeah, that was sweet.
Moral of the Story: If I could go back, I would.

There's a circus in France. I haven't seen it, read about it, or even know if it really exists... but I hope it does. In my mind, it's everything that this life isn't. My best laid plans don't fall apart. I'm a graceful trapeze artist, not a walking catastrophe. People are shocked and amazed at my abilities and the feats I can accomplish, not ( Read more... )

So one of my best friends from grade school is dying. Literally, dying. He's lying in his bed at home, having his insides eaten and torn apart by cancer ( Read more... )

Is it wrong that the highlight of my week thus far came when my father purchased me Dolly Parton's Backwoods Barbie?

Moral of the Story: What has my life come to?
[ngl, I love the album, so I can't complain.]

The minute you decided to buy into your own hype, your stock hit an all-time-low.
I mean, I'm all for the roller-coaster ride, but I've decided to sell.
You're just not a sound investment anymore.

the only guys that have never disappointed me are the ones that don't know how I feel about them.

Moral of the Story: I just refuse to try anymore.