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Shame on me!!!
Shame on my 19-23 year old self for not realizing that I was not as fat as I thought I was. Shame on me for letting guys who never noticed me determine my SELF WORTH. Shame on me for letting myself go. AND shame on me for not realizing all of this sooner!
I was such an asshole.
Moral of the Story: "it's time to do something good for myself." -
Coming This October...
I've been impregnated with an idea. Said idea will develop for the standard nine months/3 trimesters. When it is born, it will be the most fantastic thing you have ever seen...
Trust me. I'm a professional.
In Other News: I really hope this new job in dispatch comes through! PLEASE!!
moral of the story: here I go...
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do what you will, I am already gone...
I'm not sure which idea frightens me more: the thought that I may be an annoyance, or the thought that you may not think of me at all.
Moral of the Story: I'm hopeless. -
an ode to medusa and the wingman.
Ya know what sucks? Meeting a prince and realizing a few days later that you were the gorgon he was sent to slay.
Moral of the Story: I'll just stick with the frogs. -
it's buzzing around in my head...
Did you ever have an idea that made you so excited your toes curled and you could literally feel the energy swirling in all of your appendages? Have you ever been so positive that something was so right and you KNEW if you didn't follow through a little piece of you might actually die? As over-dramatic as it sounds, I really feel that way right now ( Read more... ) -
that lottery win can come any time now...
I have so much to do and not enough time OR money in which to do it.
Moral of the Story: Miracles can happen, right??
UNRELATED POST SCRIPT: The FedEx guy who comes into my office is cute, but the way he leers is mildly creepy. I'm trying to figure out if I should be flattered or take precautions against having my skin removed. -
this isn't to anyone in particular
Just so you know: once I give you my heart, I don't ever want it back.
Moral of the Story: People should always understand exactly what they're getting into.