why i love butterstick, the baby panda just recently born to the national zoo, as quoted by wonkette ( Read more... )

first off: i know this is ridiculously, fragrantly self-aggrandizing, but i am over the motherfucking moon. keep in mind that my advisor is EXTREMELY judicious with her praise ( Read more... )

DONE MY FUCKING WRITING! YES YES YES!

i am so happy to be free for the night, and so happy to know my work is heading in a good direction, and so happy that i did laundry and cleaned my room like a good girl, and so happy that it's CHRISTOPHER LEE'S BIRTH ANNIVERSARY COMMEMORATION!

when ashley and i are left to our own devices, we dump all the flav-or-ice into the blender with cheap vodka. when kathleen and i are left to our own devices, we drink 40s while reading "art in america ( Read more... )

so i'm folding my laundry and i pull out a pair of women's white underpants. definitely not mine. and you know what i said to myself? "goddamn, i WISH i was that pimpin."

oh my god, i love coral ( Read more... )

things i want that i could probably afford were i not so bad at money:

- keyboard. or keytar. either one.

- sampler

- medium format slr camera

- sewing machine...preferable not a crap one

- large aquarium, preferably tropical fish and preferably cleaned by a service rather than by me as i am lazy (and also crap at cleaning ANYTHING)

NOVEMBER 15 LCD SOUNDSYSTEM AT SONAR!

NOVEMBER 27 THE DANDY WARHOLS AT THE 9:30 CLUB!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

this is a shout out to a ms ashley, who in her infinite benevolence offered to waste her time driving my sorry, stressed out ass to lowes to cram two 4x8 boards of mdf into her focus because the saw there is broken and i couldnt get it last night cause sarah's car was too small and i was trying really hard not to to freak out cause i needed that ( Read more... )

i am:

overcaffeinated.

steeeeeeeeee-ressed.

up to my neck in green taffeta. battling it out with a bernina over my artistic intentions.

the recipient of truly fantastic mail.

extremely weirded out by the weather.