So to get from my house (Jefferson L) to the airport (Howard Beach A) takes about thirty minutes. About. More or less. So I left my house today at a little before 11:30 to get to JFK in time for my 1:20 flight. BUT NO. The L and the A were total butts and it took me ALMOST TWO HOURS and so obviously I missed my fucking flight. That's never ( Read more... )

Did you know that even though we are grownups now there are still some girls who think that everything is about who has a crush on whom? And that they get all hostile and riley and butt-hurt about it, just like this was still seventh grade? Does that blow your mind as much as it blows mine? Dude, my mind is fucken BLOWN.

I have discovered Greek yogurt and am IN LOVE.

Ada does this real smrt trick where she runs through the food area and spills the food all over the floor. She knows how to do it with litter, too! She takes after James. The neurotic, antisocial rest of them take after ME.

Do you know what I saw in the People magazine? That Tim McGraw has a cologne out and it's called MCGRAW and it's available at Wal-Mart. Snap ( Read more... )

Today I had to take Adelaide Devilor to the vet to get some medicine for her worms and blood taken to see if she got any dirty business goin' on before we get her vaccinated, and THEN I had to go vote so Adelaide Devilor came with me! We call her Ada for short. She is the hobo cat James found on our stoop. She lives in our bathroom because she ( Read more... )

James and I went to the Swamp and he does not like to: swim, fly, ride bikes, or drive. So if we get married I will have to be the boss of all those activities. Not that we'd move to the Swamp, but we will probably move Somewhere, since he has been here Always and I am not Opposed. Plus: I get to be the boss! Perfect.

We have three handwritten songs and two covers. We are ESSENTIALLY ready to rock. Just in the burnishing phase . . . yes, burnishing the shits to a HIGH SHEEN. What.

Man you better get on this bandwagon QUICK coz we are gonna fucken start killen it!! KILLEN it!!

I wrote a song and played it for my sister and she was all OMG that's great play it for me THREE times! and I was bragging about that to Imogen and Imogen was all like OMG I want to hear it! so my GENIUS boyfriend helped me record it and then he mixed it so the windy hollow sound of the background of our living room didn't sound like turd in it and ( Read more... )