i wonder what i would look like...

...if i lost 100lbs

i have recently been posed the question 'is it possible to have a relationship with someone you sleep with on the first date?'

my immediate answer to that query is yes. most likely because that's a pretty vague question. the word relationship can be defined as vaguely as 'The condition or fact of being related; connection or association.' (p.s. to ( Read more... )

i watch one... ONE episode of Ghost Whisperer, and i'm talking to my fucking blankets.

also, i'm watching muchmusic for the first time since i was born, and it is almost hilarious how nick lachey's 'whats left of me' is the 98 degrees equivalent of justin timberlakes' 'cry me a river'

breakups = mad cheddar, yo.

speaking of muchmusic, i have to stop ( Read more... )

i was standing at the bus stop by mr sub on main today, waiting for a buddy of mine to come over when i was approached by two men.
it was about 11:00 at night and I had just stepped out of the shower and was leaning against the mr sub when the first of the two, about 5'10 in a red and blue ski jacket with a baseball cap walked up to me and asked me ( Read more... )

so something a bit unusal; a bit unsettling; rather curious has been happening at my new house the past week or so.

it started at around 3am last Monday night/morning. Darryl and I were up playing video games and I heard this crackly crunching sound coming from somewhere in the house. It sounded sort of like someone was reaching into a bag of chips ( Read more... )

i was waiting for the burlington bus at jackson square on frday and saw a girl come outside and stand adjacent to a garbage can and proceed to remove her teabag from her tim hortons cup and drop it on the ground without a second thought. that disgusted me, but then a moment later i tossed my butt about a foot from her tea bag ( Read more... )

i've always found it unfortunate when i see people, usually female who wear clothes that simply do not fit them.
clothes that are obviously too small or that do not flatter your body in any way: shape or form.
from a very early age it was instilled in me that it is essential to focus on dressing for yourSELF not for a certain size you think you fit ( Read more... )

for as long as i'm unemployed this summer, expect random entries relating to the things around me that inspire me or inspire curiosity in me. today, we revisit the ants in my front lawn/porch. in an artsy/stoned mood last week, i busted out the thick-as-your-wrist sidewalk chalk and decoratively drew 'Maxine's House" on the front walk. it survived ( Read more... )

i am sitting here thinking on life
as so often clearly i do
my mind is pivots and swirling
conclusion.
i discovered today that my house is growing wild catnip in the yard
this made me incredibly happy
we will have a cat living with us as of september, her name is saje and i can't wait to meet her
i may sound like a nerdo, but i really value my ( Read more... )

there is truly little more satisfying in my life than opening up a brand new box of matzoh bread. especially when it is the type i just bought. Manischewitz (of course) but not just ANY Manischewitz. (pronounced Man-ih-SHEV-its to any of you goyem out there) it is the divine, the mouth-watering, the specifically-labelled-'not-for-passover', the ( Read more... )