Filch walked through the hallways looking disgustingly at all the red, heart shaped reminders of tomorrows date. He hated the day. Absolutely despised it. It was the one holiday he hated more than Christmas ( Read more... )

Filch was exploding in his pants. He couldn't remember how long it had been since... oh but he needed something... someone... anyone... to fill his desire now. All he could do was pace around his office, shaking like a maniac ( Read more... )

OOC:

( Available Bachelor )

Filch paced around his office. This school is going to the dogs, he thought. Everyone was becoming a nutter. He continued pacing with Mrs. Norris on his heels ( Read more... )

ooc: I find this as being quite um... interesting?? ironic?? histerical?? completely wrong... yea that's it!

Filch walked sat in the teachers lounge, enjoying the last day of vacation. Students were already starting to arrive back and he couldn't stand it. He contemplated what he was going to do when students started getting in trouble this semester. He would especially have to have something elaborate planned for the Weasley's who would be bound to end ( Read more... )

Filch sat in his office, glad that it was the holiday time. The students, almost all of them, gone. Filch went through a checklist in his mind ( Read more... )

Filch sat in his office, petting Mrs. Norris while waiting for the clock to strike 7 pm. If that Weasley boy was one second late he would pay the price. Double detention for the weekend ( Read more... )

ok...so i'm a few days late with the first 3 but... you'll get over it b/c they're funny...

( 1st day of December )

Filch paced around the corridors on the 5th floor. He was glad that exams were coming up. Less chance of a stdent doing something stupid in the hallways, except for maybe crying out in anguish at their failure of an exam. He sighed in content as the thought of misery and stress for the students during the holidays filled his mind.