I've got a kitty. I've got a kitty..I've got a kitty .hey hey hey hey. I've got a kitty.. I've got a kitty...

And he sleeps on my face and paws at my big lips.

I'm an empty shell. Filled with air. Nothing is in my belly. Nothing is in my head. My soul checked out years ago. The mirror won't even look at me.

( into my stomach juice, where they don't serve much juice )

 Hate me.  I want you to. I need you to. It's the only way I can't get the taste of you out of my mouth.

I'm a grown man now and I am okay with losing you. I mean I've been letting go of your hand for years now.

I am not as horrible as I make myself out to be. And I'm half as horrible as you make me out to be. Just for everyone's sake. Leave me ( Read more... )

I'm drunk and I know something that will blow the roof off of every FUCKING thing

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It's my birthday it's my birthday.

I'm 21 and I'm off to a bar.

I guess I feel like a man..but all day today I've been getting people calling me miss.

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Tell me what you really think of me..really?

I get blamed for everything wrong in people's relationships. I can't help it if the bug zapper can't keep the flies away.

"There's no weed like kush...there is NO weed like kush...There is no weed like KUSH "

Where has ALL the GOOD weed gone?

I'm feeling more and more like a functioning member of society. I'll be voting soon. And able to go to a bar and get a drank.

My first liquor drink purchased legally will have to be either a Mint Julep or White Russian.

I didn't know Oprah was the devil.

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