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gypsy death rap
Today is going to be extremely odd. I can tell, because when I set my Zune on random, it spat out Gogol Bordello, Tone Loc and Cannibal Corpse. Right in a row. o_O You could argue that it's MY fault for having Gogol Bordello, Tone Loc and Cannibal Corpse on there in the first place, but that's beside the point. -
expecting too much
I got something in the mail today from a pretty unremarkable university. They were bragging about their scholarships, which are only available to people with stellar high school GPAs. You would think they'd offer at least one scholarship for people with high GPAs at community colleges, but no ( Read more... ) -
Domestic Failure
A few nights ago, the Stepbuzzard was going to put a can of pie filling into stir fry. I wish I was making this shit up, but I am not. -
PLEASE GOD NOT A POPOBAWA!
I am sitting here quietly in my room, roving the internet and trying to convince myself that the fluttery, skritchy noises I'm hearing at my window are being made by a bat and not a serial killer who plans on fucking with my mind before gutting me. x_X There's no way those noises could come from bugs. This isn't the deep south and we aren't that ( Read more... ) -
busy
Though it seems like it's been six years since I posted last, I am still alive! I've been lazy on the Eljay front because my summer classes are smashing my brains out with their numbery, mathy warhammers of brutality. -
Bum Wine
This website was so extraordinarily entertaining that it made me want to sample some bum wine! Who wants to drink a bottle of Mad Dog with me? -
an extremely unpleasant lunch
You know what makes me want to vom? The cold, thick, gelatinous texture of mayonnaise on a sandwich that's been sitting in a refrigerator for hours. It's one of the most disgusting edible substances on earth, I'm pretty sure. -
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to wallflowerish!!! :D
