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detroit hoes
...Okay, so maybe I'm just being cynical, but what exactly happens at a Detroit Downtown Hoedown? Do the hookers perhaps duke it out in a platform shoe fight, battling for supremacy as the Detroit Downtown Ho of the Year?
Speaking of hoes and shoes, I will soon be the proud owner of these! They are FAR from the loudest/most obnoxious/goofiest thing ( Read more... ) -
no energy
I am barely capable of moving at the moment. Like a partially animated corpse in high heels, I've been staggering around with glazed eyes all day. Maybe I need a caffeine IV. I've had coffee and sleep, yet still! NO BRAIN ACTIVITY. WHATSOEVER. NNNNNNNNGH. -
manicure
Do you care what fingernails (yours and other people's) look like as long as they are not hideously chewed, fungusy, or several feet long? -
oink
I suddenly feel an urge to make cupcakes with maple frosting and candied bacon sprinkles.
Hmmmm. -
moosey friends
Since I've been quiet lately, have a StumbleUpon gem: Adult Moose Finder! -
FAEN!
This has been the morning from HELL! It's so bad that by the time it's all over, I will probably end up running through the forest dressed like a troll, beating things savagely with a massive, spiked phallic object and cursing in a Scandinavian language. Just to warn you ( Read more... ) -
Domestic Failure #3 - no, it's not that hot... unless you dump in a crapton
A Helpful Hint: Never add cayenne pepper to something when you are angry and have a sinus infection. -
simple indifference or hard-won maturity?
This was the kind of day that would normally turn me into a slobbering lunatic, but for some unknown reason, I've remained calm and stable throughout it all. I got a 93% on my accounting test, which pisses me off because it was due to idiotic errors. WTF SHIT FOR BRAINS, YOU KNOW THAT ACCOUNT DOES NOT DECREASE WITH A DEBIT ( Read more... ) -
Domestic Failure #2
Tonight the Stepbuzzard is making rice with cream of mushroom soup and chicken broth dumped in it! Oh, and chicken breasts boiled in salad dressing (the stuff you put on salad, not mayo's reject sibling).