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Oh hello there...
I was rereading my entries and realized that thanks to the advent of Small Children Going To School, life had actually become... *gasp!* bearable around here ( Read more... ) -
You know what's fun?
It's so super-duper fun to tell someone that no one listens to you when you talk, to which they reply "that's not true"... Only to have them completely ignore you ten minutes later when you ask them a question (one which is explicitly addressed to them).
Oh wait NO IT ISN'T FUN AT ALL. -
Oh, fuck you.
Cut because I'm ranting about an online game and it won't make any sense to anyone else. I just wanna yell.
( No, really, I'm FINE. ) -
Yeah, so, the only questions I have are rude...
One of my walking clients is getting a puppy ( Read more... ) -
I am a terrible promotional writer.
At least I wasn't reduced to figuratively standing by the punch-bowl and staring at the cute guys all night ( Read more... ) -
Well, that explains that.
It's super irritating to supervise idiot children online. I guess that's why Bev doesn't do it.
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T SHE UP HERE DOING HER GODDAMN FUCKING JOB!?
Oh, because I am here and I can/will fucking do it. Because I'm half owner of the fucking computer that she's using and I believe that computer literacy is important and that kids should ( Read more... ) -
Not that this will surprise anyone, but: Yay! I'm a heathen!
"You know what's wrong with kids today? They like that polyphonic music stuff! When I was a young'un, we had a shofar and a gong and we LIKED it like that!"
Crosswalk's Todd Pruitt thinks all y'all need Jesus, not rock'n'roll. He says it's closer to paganism! than to God.
Because if there's one thing the Bible neglects to mention, it's making a ( Read more... ) -
I Need Feminism Because...
My housemate, the ever-lovely and delightful Bev, posted this to Facebook (and I am not making this up): The idea of feminism is silly ( Read more... ) -
SHUT UP.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT ( Read more... ) -
I will not be rude, I will not be rude, I will not be rude...
I will not be rude, because asking if someone can't read is really really rude and uncalled for and NO SERIOUSLY HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS HALF OF AN ENTIRE SENTENCE IMMEDIATELY PRECEDING THE LINE YOU'RE CONFUSED BY!?!?!?!