NO SEE!!!

Well, Hurricane Dean has passed over the island; there are a LOT of parts that are without light and water still; but there were (un)fortunately a few deaths. As for me? I'm doing alright.

If you want to see some Hurricane pics, I have some here:
what a doozy.

How have you been?

Army Ad on the TV: There's strong...then there's Army Strong.
Me: Then there's Superman Strong.
Deeps: THEN THERE'S DEAD.

I set up a new comm: my_jamaica. I want to post a photo every week, with some info about Jamaica. Some of it will be tourist-y. Some, no.

Check it out. Just started, but yeah!

My brother Deeps:

"I find models ugly. I think that models are among the most unattractive people in the world."

...ok....

Look: missmeisha. I made it, over by megyaltesting...but I want to tweak it a bit.

Mommy [out of the blue]: Can somebody tell me why all balls are black?!
*shocked silence*
Deeps: What, are you comparing balls from a lot of men now?
Daddy: Have you ever seen the balls of a white man?
Mommy:...err...no?
Daddy: Or a chinese man? Or a full-indian man? Wait...what are you implying, that MY balls are black?!
Me: This is the most ( Read more... )

Planet Earth presenter: "....and the oceanic algae produce up to 3/4's of the planet's oxygen."
Me: Wow. I have a new respect for algae.
Skip: Don't be killing no algae.
Deeps: My first child will be named Algae.

We're watching this thing on the History Channel, about the Terracotta Army of the Emperor Qinshihuang. My brother was like, "Hey, maybe it's magic. Maybe it's a real army that was turned to stone ( Read more... )

Deeps: You baked this? So, it must taste like shit.
Me:(while slicing) WHAT! I can bake! I love to bake this! I do it all--
Deeps:(sing-song) LESS TALKING, MORE CAKE-ING.

Download it hereProblem? Tell me and I'll upload it again. This version is a radio edit, so there are DJ's chattering all over and they're deleting Patrick saying "wipe that smile off your fucking face". It's hip-hop and very catchy, to me. Patrick pours out that intense voice that will break your heart in 4 thousand tiny pieces and then puts it ( Read more... )