New Story: repair anything sold, bought, or processed (Part 1/2)

[misspamela]

Oh my dear lord, it is DONE. Done like a done goddamned thing.

There are many people I need to thank: etben, j00j, and especially tzikeh for giving me Chicago details. (T provided me with the choicest info, as linked in the Author's Notes at the end of Part 2) femmequixotic read this sucker when it was still in pieces and whipped me into shape, and faymeadows read it when it was DONE

Comments

[kalpurna]

WHERE IS THE REST I NEED IT LIKE BREATHING OMFG

MISUNDERSTANDINGS + HOOKERS = ME DYING OF JOY

[shoemaster]

WHAT FINALS?? FRIEND I LINKED TO THIS DOESN'T NEED TO GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE. WE NEEDS HOOKERS. \o/ \o/ \o/

[packmentality]

I AM SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE NEW GHOST HUNTERS NOW, THANKS. Now I have to keep going with this amazing story about Hooker!Pete and the amazing Patrick and Andy and Joe and JESUS H ON A STICK, you make my life so difficult.

[dorkogrande16]

::types in caps like everyone else:: HOLY CRAP THIS IS AMAZING. I should be cleaning my room, but I won't be done for at least twenty years and this is way more important. :D

[lemonsherry]

I LOVE HOW ALL THE COMMENTS SO FAR HAVE BEEN IN CAPS LOL

[fictionitusxd]

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED!

THIS STORY IS AMAZING! I LOVE HOW IT'S SO GOOD, EVERYONE'S REPLIED IN CAPS!

<3 CAN'T WAIT TO GO AND READ THE SECOND HALF!