US weekly

[misspissed]

my girlfriend is the best.

she bought me my trashiest guilty pleasure ever, and even cuddled and read it with me. not once did she talk shit about how it's basically a tabloid in disguise.

she rocks my socks off.

Comments

[karinasometimes]

hello? us weekly rules!

[misspissed]

not more than you!

not to sound all WE, WE, WE, the way people talk when they're in a couple... but WE love to read your LJ. it's the best, you're the best, and i miss you tons

tired like whoa

[frenchfrey01]

i think i'm in a drunken/sleep-deprived/missing you trance right now...

the computer screen is looking all fuzzy and my body is molding into cuddling position. aaaaaaah. WHY!

i love you

i cant wait to get back and cuddle with you

[misspissed]

i just wrote you a drunken, sleep-deprived, missing you email right now..

sorry you had to go to class... pinche class..

i love you

US Weekly has crack in it!!

[mrsoldham]

US Weekly is addictive, I am so hooked that I actually got a subscription for Christmas this year. Talk about a drug problem...

who's got the crack?

[misspissed]

i dunno, dude, there has been talk of subscriptions lately too.

it's enough to almost make me pee my pants.

be on the lookout for a package sent overnight, biatch!

i love you

Overnight??!!

[mrsoldham]

Dude, you sent my package overnight??!! Now I'M going to pee my pants!! ***SO EXCITED***

[elektronikboy]

you guys make me LOL too much

sorry, i don't know, i just have to comment

closet case

[spilling_poetry]

she reads people when no one is looking. she bought it for you, but she secretly likes it just as much. grrrah! yous guys are the best! should you ever have a gay wedding, i want my own floral corsage. got it?

Re: closet case

[misspissed]

you'll get your corsage someday, though it may have to be in canada if our villain of a president succeeds in this amendment bullshit.

you'll get a corsage and a dress of the special kind, if you know what i mean.