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Overheard...
Small girl clutching cuddly penguin: But the penguin made me do it!
Her dad: You're a sensible seven year old; you do not have to listen to the penguin. -
I can only thank God my mother is deaf...
As explaining this beauty to Dad was embarassing enough: Mow_the_lawn for your viewing pleasure, all you out of the UK peeps.
And oh yes she did say "tulips on the mound" Hilarious!
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Bad and wrong: Dog definition
As we were driving past Waitrose today, I saw a Chinese crested dog wearing a nappy. -
Obama ftw!
Nicely played America, the rest of the world is much relieved that you have saved us from the prospect of that crazy woman.
California, prop 8 - what were you thinking?
On the whole, a good day for the world. -
The geeks have a word for it...
bacn (n) Impersonal e-mail messages that are nearly as annoying as spam but that you have chosen to receive: alerts, newsletters, automated reminders and the like. (say it like bacon ( Read more... ) -
Tech nostalgia
On my I-can't-believe-it's-still-working computer I just got a Windows error message for a stack overflow. Made me feel all nostalgic. Last time I saw such a message was back in '92 on a friend's computer, except the message was in French, "débordement de pile", which I believe we solved by wiggling all the wigglable components and rebooting. Ah ( Read more... ) -
Look, kitty-spam!
Actually LOLed at this one. I wonder how many people really do LOL when they type LOL? And as for those who type LOL PIMP; girl, I do not need to know that! Anyhoo, laugh at the kitty, why don't you? -
Perhaps you knew this already, but...
Bees smell of honey and warm fur.
(Don't know why I was surprised, but, after catching a bee in a glass to release it out of doors, a lovely scent of honey and warm fur arose from the empty glass. Just in case you wondered WTF? Or, "I'll have what she's having")