Question: What happens when the (unnamed) eight-year-old tea party hostess decides to make hot chocolate out of chocolate chips for her younger siblings, and she doesn't realize the "5" button on the microwave starts five minutes of cooking time, not five seconds ( Read more... )

Why do service guys/repairmen always smell like ashtrays? Is smoking required to get those jobs? They're generally friendly and polite fellows, especially after they make it past our German Shepherd, but good golly our computer desk smells like a bar ( Read more... )