not for money. for cats. everyone start buying me cats, because i'm buying a giant shitty old looking house, and i'm going to live in little old lady housedresses with all the cats everyone gives me. you can come over and visit if you're not allergic to cats. Fucking Boys.

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in an insanely good mood.i sort of am in love with the last 7 days. i kind of love friendship battles that can be solved with knock knock jokes. And that out of all the friends you have.. there are a couple who are the best. and that i never see one of them really but everytime i do nothing has changed.. or whenever we need eachother it doesnt even ( Read more... )

count on anybody for anything.and it stings.penises are thicker than friendships and i really frown upon that.fucking livejournal...thats all i need to say.

So... starting a live journal so someone stops being so pushy. i love that i have the most amazing people as my friends. i love how i know a few of the minority of guys who actually have penises. why is the world filled with vagina boys? New Hampshires state animal should be the fucking polar bear. beerpong is quite possibly an olympic sport in ( Read more... )