lamp and the k's of crunk and thursday nights, and more so friday mornings when me and kate are still drunk acting like retards having stupid conversations.

you kind of have to hate yourself a little when you know you're retarded. not funny haha retarded, retarded like making the same mistake 5 times in a row. can someone look into having a cockatoos brain transplanted into mine? because i think maybe i'd be better off. this isnt that depressing, it has the word cockatoo in it.

Dance on bars so my friends and i can drink for free all night. but how much more alcohol could i need, i was already dancing on a bar for fucks sake.kind of forgot about it a bit until i stuck my hand in my pocket and there was 200 bucks. thanks hot body. anyways. semi hung over, cheeseburgers and fries always cure that, cigarettes and journey ( Read more... )

my birthday is fast approaching.death lingers in the air, stomachs will my pumped, ambulances called. say your goodbyes while you can, and call dibs on any of my posessions that you fancy. orrrrrrr come celebrate and die with me friday evening. birth celebrations all week. hell tuesday, finnigans wednesday maybe,jerkys and POP thursday for the ( Read more... )

I love my new friends. i love fall river kids. i love that 80s night was actually fun last night, im really happy kenny, after months of telling us to go, finally broke us down. red wine ruins clothes, braun all purpose is sexcellent for removing wine stains off myleft breast, and lastly, i love making new hot friends. the end. oh. and blue m&ms. ( Read more... )

yea. im pretty sure we'll never grow up. kate and i just got amazing jobs at the same spa... rich bitches we shall be....tomorrow is like the first time we have to go up there..me at 10 to fill out paper work and bla bla bla and kate at 12... then we train next week. So. i got sidetracked. tomorrow first day of us growing up a little and having ( Read more... )

My favorite boy is coming home tonight. We are haunting his apt. because it has a kegerator,a beer pong table, lots of pot, and god probably has a surplus of everclear. Im so souped that all my favorite people will be getting wasted together tonight. makes me smile like woah. i may not remember how fun it was on sunday morning....

so. just got in after another retardedly funny night with fall river loves. only to walk into "thank god that hair wont last long, you look like a punk.... everyone used to think you were beautiful" awesome...but that wasnt meant in a mean way apparently. feel like im gonna cry...maybe thats retardedly shallow of me, but who really cares? with no ( Read more... )

yea. so. attleboro is usually a ballsucker, but i have a small crush. and this town didnt seem so shitty last night. i love strollin at at 7am with coffee, sleeping all day, takin super hot showers, napping again, and then doing random shit until its time to get back to work on project liver killer.

Oh Oh Oh.... where to begin. its 8:48 am... i went to sleep about 4 hours ago.... i've been up since 7.I love that i was having a shitty tuesday...hating boys..telling people to buy me cats..blablabla..Cheered up because my mother is retarded.... via walking into signs and what not. Then driving to the riv..obviously because its a tuesday. I got ( Read more... )