Lots and lots of things have been happening in my world since my last entry. Not an enormous amount, but you get the drill ( Read more... )

Okay. So today I had to go get my dress fitted for the wedding. Yeah. The most uncomfortable thing I've ever had done to me, and I am not looking forward to it again. And it looked so incredibly unflattering on me, seriously. My fat was hanging out all over the effin place and I just wanted to shred the thing and run away screaming. Not fun, ladies ( Read more... )

Okay, so another lovely evening in my household ( Read more... )

This song is great. You know you all adore it as much as I do ( Read more... )

Okay. So my mom's on the phone talking to my grandma and another call beeps through, so mom answers it. It's Laura, my future sister-in-law. She wants to talk to my sister.

Laura: Wanna come over and help lay out some landscaping stuff?
Shelly: Sure
Laura: Okay, come over right now then
Shelly: Okay, bye ( Read more... )

Er'body in Jessi's house getting' tipsy..!

I think Apple Pucker might be my new best friend, but I'm not quite positive.

Either way, I suck at playing Quarters and I drooled on Jessi's floor from laughter.

Jessi: Emjay, I think I'm drunk..
Me: How drunk?
Jessi: Drunk..
Me: Oh...me too..I think..want to hear this perverted boy on my phone ( Read more... )

So next month on this date, my brother will be officially married. Wonderful. Which means things are coming down to the wire now, and everyone is becoming their own personal demon and lashing out. It's not good. Mom just had me "fix" and print out a few samples of the rehearsal dinner forms she had made earlier. Ridiculous. I think they're inviting ( Read more... )

Okay, so normally horror films (good ones, to say the least) scare the bejesus out of me, but I think I want to go see The Amityville Horror. I'm obsessed with the whole story, everything about it. I think I'm going to buy the books on the entire thing tomorrow when Eric gets here. I don't know why this fascinates me, but it does ( Read more... )

I adopted this cute little duck. He's my new bestest pal.


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Since I haven't updated in about 47 years.


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