I did this to myself.

[missysedai]

Ernie and I share office space. He's playing Runescape, and farting like there's no tomorrow.

ERNEST EDWARD! Your ass needs to SHUT UP!

"It has things to say!"

I find it objectionable.

"Since when are you opposed to blistering social commentary?"

I'm more opposed to its bad breath."You're discriminating against halitosis

Comments

[cmseward]

The 'erniebutt' tag has never seemed more appropriate.

[theweaselking]

Tell him that mouthwash is the quickest solution to bad breath.

[blueeowyn]

Some bad breath is due to failure to floss. Maybe a good brush, floss & mouthwash will help?

[popfiend]

LMAO!!!

[paoconnell]

Time to cut out or cut down on:
beans (duh)
cabbage and related vegetables
maybe dairy (lactose intolerance?).

And stop fartin' around...or at least head to the head when he can.

[deliverer]

Tell him there's mouth wash for bad breath and a (insert evil liguid here) enema for the bad anal breezes.