Email from mom:

And, if she gets pregnant or you get an STD I will cut it off. Your father will hold you down.

these are the emails i get when all she knows is i have a girlfriend.

It feels good to be home.

Baltimore - BWI Thurgood Marshall Airport, MD (BWI) to New York - Penn Station, NY (NYP)
21-NOV-06; 9:02 am - 21-NOV-06; 11:57 am
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New York - Penn Station, NY (NYP) to Baltimore - BWI Thurgood Marshall Airport, MD (BWI)
26-NOV-06; 12:55 pm - 26-NOV-06; 3:35 pm

= 121 hrs of Doctor'd goodness in new york.

I am heaven sent ( Read more... )

Senior Quote:

And in that moment, I swear we were infinite."

Biology M SATII: 590
Mathematics 2C: 750

meh.

Voicemail from mom:

"your school pictures just came back and...uh, are you in the mafia? you have the black shirt and white tie, which looked good when you left, but i dunno. well, at least some came out good."

Directions ( Read more... )

My genius, if I can call it that, is to combine a whole load of averageness into one compact frame. I'd say that there were millions like me, but there aren't, really: lost of blokes have impeccable music taste but don't read, lots of blokes read but are really fat, lost of blokes are sympathetic to feminism but have stupid beards, lots of blokes ( Read more... )

I. Hate. Brooklyn.