ok so i'm going to try and recreate this while it's still semi-fresh in my memory. last night i had this dream, perhaps it was several dreams strung together, but i thoroughly enjoyed myself the whole time. It started off (or at least my recollection of it) with me and a bunch of friends (you know the indiscriminate people in dreams that you " ( Read more... )

said the plain-clothes officer as jose and i began to walk away from the alcove on the sidewalk where we had just finished smoking a j. the irony of what he said came to me later, after the adrenaline rushing through my veins had dissapated. "you guys can't be smoking weed OUT HERE". i always thought it was, "you guys can't be smoking weed" ( Read more... )

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name ( Read more... )

so i just talked with my boss about how this whole restructuring thing will go. he didn't have any hard and fast answers for me, but he told me that he has told hr that he wants to keep me on as his assistant regardless of what he ends up working on. so if they win the sirius account, i will be moved on there which will make me sublimely happy, ( Read more... )

they're both in my stomach right now ( Read more... )

Well, after a few slow days in the office, text-twist can no longer amuse me enough. so here i am, posting an update for the first time well in almost a year. just to set the record straight (in case someone reads this that i haven't talked to since i moved) i'm currently living the rawk* lyfestylee in a basement in astoria, ny. that's right, ( Read more... )

stolen directly from jules and indirectly from christy ( Read more... )

(ps there will be random la references in here, but for the most part, this is a fall semester review ( Read more... )

so i know everybody's home and doesn't care, but there are a few of us still hanging out in ithaca. last night me, happy greg, jayson, boxy, and shelby drove to buffalo to see lit. man it was great. we drank and smoked the whole way there. oh and did i mention caffiene pills? haha, so we rolled a joint to sneak in to the show and throw on ( Read more... )