(i'll bet that title will get people reading this.) so i went back home this weekend for my step-aunt's wedding. relational titles get pretty confusing throughout this but i'll try my best to keep things clear, cause it's important ( Read more... )

So everyone, and I mean everyone go to 311.com and click on the news link. Scroll down until you see a closeup picture of Tim (crazy long hair, green shirt). Next to him are three passages from the 311.com bulletinboard posts about 311 Day. The first one is from one I wrote! I love how connected 311 is to their fans, and holy crap, looking ( Read more... )

you gotta check out the video for "i want you so hard (boy's bad news) from eagles of death metal. nothing like a video where rock can change the physical properties of things. rock out!http://boss.streamos.com/

so after several weeks of observation i've come to this conclusion ( Read more... )

here we go again in the latest installment of my subconcious that i have been laughing about for a bit, and probably will continue to for a while, but all of you will just find slightly odd and think i'm crazy ( Read more... )

so here's the latest serving of hilarity my subconscious has conjured up ( Read more... )

so i was at the grocery store doing some shopping last night and when i got to the checkout line i picked out a relatively short line and waited my turn. well i fell victim to a classic checkout line blunder. yes the line may have been shorter than the others, but it contained one of the biggest line slowing elements known to man... a 70 some-odd ( Read more... )

ok, so here's my recap of 311 Day 06. i'll basically run through the weekend in chronological order and insert my comments when appropriate. here we go ( Read more... )

so i just got back from spending the weekend in the florida keys. wow, what a needed break. karma decied that since i was gonna have such a great weekend and another following it, that i needed some more shit shoveled on a shit-pile that already had way too much shit on it. wednesday and thursday at work were terribly busy with us getting ready ( Read more... )

so my dad is setting up this life insureance/investment thing for me and my siblings. don't ask me for details, my dad is an accountant, so when it comes to money stuff, i usually have no problem following his advice. here's the fun part. part of this investment thing is that i have to pass a health screening (ie: blood and urine test). i ( Read more... )