I fucking hate trystan..

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulmistahfahlgren goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a pregant nun.dexter_love tricks you! You get a block of wood.dutchprostitute gives you 5 teal tropical-flavoured nuggets.invisible_fly tricks you! You get a broken balloon.lordofallterror gives you 12 brown coffee-flavoured jelly beans.mphstphlsm gives you 17 ( Read more... )

I feel I have something to share with you.

Today, mummy gave me her blood pressure pill thinking it was her allergy pill.

That was just dandy...

His girlfriend went into labor while his ex girlfriend was staying the night...

Anxiety
anx·i·e·ty
A state of uneasiness and apprehension, as about future uncertainties.

I wish i owned a plantation...

fucking niggers

MphstphlsM: haha, yes, it's the day before halloween.
XturnandsmileX: okay
XturnandsmileX: I'm holding you to that
MphstphlsM: ok.

I'm holding trystan to that...good and hard..

Brandon should put me into the trunk more often...

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My job sucks, Grace is a fucking bitch..

i got a job ^^;;