My cat is snoring

i've been dreaming about danny trejo for the past couple days. not like sexy dreams or nothing. i don't remember last night, but the night before, danny trejo was trying to kill me by lighting sticks of dynamite and then kicking them at me. i kicked them back as long as i could, but eventually he won. damn you danny trejo. one of these days i ( Read more... )

so dayton, ohio sucks a big one, but is so fun. not because of dayton, ohio, but because of all the gay sex in the hotel rooms.

so i'm going to be moving to the 313 soon. not detroit though, dearborn. at least i'll be closer to detroit. but farther from school, which is a bunch of balls.

so i fucked up my car.

kalamazoo equals fun times.
now i am tired.

happy rosh hashanah!!!

don't go outside tonight, the rosh hashanah zombie will get you.

if you could interview sam jackson, but you could only ask him about one movie, what movie would that be?
(you can only ask him about one, because his head is made for looking pretty not doin' stuff, not that it can't do stuff too, but you know.)

i know what it would be, it would be sphere!

mmmm... old grand dad whisky.

canada was awesome, strip searches, martinis, winning $40 can, beer at the show, beer at lunch, beer at the hotel. yeah.