my hand hurts.
and never again will i try to siphon gas, disgusting.

drivers test today.

while hot dogs have been known to speak, tacos are the real intelligent food.
hot dogs can only do simple math, while tacos can do calculus. the only trouble comes in communication with tacos. they can only communicate in taco-ish sign language, which no human to date has learned.

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kird ape (r)
summon ape
kird ape is indestructable.
if you control a forest, kird ape gets +1/+2, and goes all the way.
1/1

holy fucking crap metropolis is on fucking tv right now.
since when did they show amazing silent movies on tv? since when did they show decent movies on tv?

i went out and picked up roughly 12,000,000,000 job applications today.

i'm totally officially made of poison now.

i want eggs and toast, but for a real eggs and toast experience, i need kamel reds to smoke afterwards.
damn it.

i bet when topato buys t-shirts, he waits until the last minute too.