I'm Not Femme, I Swear

[mister_fister]

so, jess took a bath and rearranged everything in there. i went in to sit with her for a few minutes (because we're codependent and can't be in different rooms for longer than five minutes) and she showed me the new and improved bathtub

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[stained_star]

dude... after looking at pictures of your bathtub, I feel slightly voyeuristic. kinda dirty.

don't do that again :oP

[mister_fister]

lmao, duuuuuuuuuuuude i have lots of smelly stuff...yay!

[eatmeupnside]

dude, cucumber melon makes me think of dirty gym socks.

[mister_fister]

ewwwwwwwwww lol. um...thanks :)

[_burnmeup_]

i had that coconut lime shit as a candle. mmmmm.

so this is where you get naked eh...? classy :)

[mister_fister]

yeah, coconut lime is all i'll burn dude. its awesome. my whole apartment smells like it.

[from_her_mouth]

Summer's Eve????isn't that for your vag?

[mister_fister]

LMAO LMAO! Yes. Its Jessica's.

[from_her_mouth]

Is Jessica your woman?

[mister_fister]

Yeah, she is.