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MOMMY AND DADDY ARE HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOO WOO WOO WOO

*time for a nap*

Well, here I am. I am PISSED OFF again. They are rationing our food and that little spoiled princess keeps eating mine. I am gonna throw my weight around until she knows who's boss!

Oh wait. I think I'll just lay around instead.

Oh and WHY DOES MY LEG ITCH????? I have been chewing and licking on it for a week and it won't STOP!!!

Dammit. How the Hell did I wind up with fleas?

This is so not cool. I don't even go out in the Big Room, so how the heck did this happen?

I am so miserable. :(

*cry* Where is Mommy? I am so sad, she took the suitcase and disappeared again. :( I hate that suitcase. I didn't even get a chance to pee on it and show my disapproval at her leaving. Daddy says she'll be back soon but it has already been FOREVER. I am gonna lay in her spot until she gets home to keep it warm, that should make her happy ( Read more... )

I am so fucking pissed off.

Who the Hell decided I needed to be put on DIET cat food? This shit is revolting. I am so mad that I am gonna sit here and cry and yell and bitch like my dish is empty even when it isn't. Oh sure, I'll eat it when they're not home so I don't starve, but I am gonna RAISE HELL about it. FOREVER.

I'm not fat! I'm big

Daddy brought me flowers to eat! Hell yeah!

Mommy keeps running me off the table, though. Why is she trying to ruin my dinner?

Poor mommy. She has been real sick for like, ever. But never fear, I have taken great care of her! I have not left her side. When she is in bed, which is most of the time, I am there beside her on my special pillow, making sure she's ok at all times. I think when I purr real loud she feels better. Why don't people purr ( Read more... )

MOMMY'S HOME! And OMG she has CAT TOYS tied all over her head!

I have never had so much fun in my life! Mom is one big huge toy!

*boing boing boing MRAOWWWWW*

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