I so made 22 bucks a hour tonight, working in what the mirror claims to be this year second worst joint in montreal...
most lucrative job I ever had.

Beats Hilton.
Beats London.

surely, I would not bring my mom there.

What do you have for breakfast?
-The black food of my twisted soul.
-Coco Pops! I love monkeys!!!!!
-My own bodily fluids. The only thing keeping me from starvation.
-I... good question. It didn't matter anyway.

Why does your existence suck?
Your Result: Your life sucks because you are happy.

When the axe finally falls, you will bleed that much more because of the sweetness of how things are. With no previously experienced pain, you have no armour.
Your life sucks because you are depressed.

Your life sucks because you are emo.

Your life sucks because you ( Read more... )

I thank the airplane and its wings for having taken me here ( Read more... )

Your walk is:
Constantly Enforcing your Personal Bubble


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Work isnt working, the money is not coming in, I have long bitch-slapped most of my friends and walked away, I got way too comfortable... mmm, way too friendly with loneliness, weed/movie/pass-out days have been sucking off my passionnate insanity for too long, I might be a sociopath, the meaningless indolence of my days off is progressivly taking ( Read more... )

heille toi, t'es comme un oeuf !
-comme un neuf???
ben oui, t'es jaune en dedans pis blanc dehors !
-:))))))))

Diem(prononcé Yiem), barmaid et beauté vietnamienne

and you even spoke to me and said ( Read more... )

what scares you ladies the most...is it that Im a little of a psychopath or is it my fucking life-sucking insecurity? Ive got good qualities, I really do, bunch of them. I like to think I know what I am worth... but again, I am little fuzzy in the head ( Read more... )

shit, I am going dumb.