I wish they had a morning after pill for denny's moons over my hammy.

I'm writing a screenplay called "Schindler's List 2: Lets Get This Party Started"

I hate to be gross but the only time its cool to shout out "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing scrabble...cuz its worth a shitload of points.

Karma is a bitch huh? HA HAHA HA HA!

is it wrong to relish in someone else's misfortune? Absolutely not.

So anyways I am gonna go drop a "big D" as my nephew calls it. Go chug some cock you bastards.

So Lame.

It smells like Egg Farts in here.

I have had too many cigarettes my head hurts ( Read more... )

I dont think its normal for me to envy orphans in Ethiopea.

Hate isnt a strong enough word to describe what I feel towards some people.

Crimson flames tied through my ears ( Read more... )

Don't be fooled...underneath all those swastikas he's actually a prick.

oh shut the fuck up already

I can't help but notice the humor in the fact that I used to go to sleep at 4 a.m. and now I have to start waking up at 4 a.m.

I am at one with the universe.