I get to go to a NEW doctor! The old stinky doctors were incompetent and didn't know what they were doing. Warning to all your cats out there: Vets are trained by commercial pet food companies like Iams, Purina, Science Diet and don't know any better than to give those foods (which are unhealthy because of the by-products and artificial additives ( Read more... )

( I was SO BUSY today. )

I had a vision of my past life. This is what I looked like:

( me in my past life )

I no longer have a urinary tract infection, or bronchitis, or anything! yay! I'm all better. AND I still get to eat yummy food, though I'm not allowed to eat fish anymore because it caused the infection because of the high concentrations of chemicals and toxins in the fish :( mrow. I miss my kitty kaviar!

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I found myself at the stinky doctor's again. Mommy and Daddy brought me because there was blood in my potty. >:(

I guess I have a urinary tract infection. I am on a diet and have to take icky medicine.

And my peepee hurts.

( click here to see me )

I know I haven't been posting lately, but I've been busy devising a plan. Know how I hate when mommy and daddy kiss my nose? Well the angry faces and pulling away wasn't working. So, genius that I am, I managed to get litter on my face, BUT DADDY STILL KISSED MY NOSE! I am so angry.

However, I have been very cute lately. ( WARNING: Kitty porn behind this link. You must be 18 or older to enter. )

mommy and daddy got me a new collar. it's hot pink. it makes me look gay (but I secretely like it). but there's always a sound whenever I walk ( Read more... )

I CAN'T update, because the buttmunch humans are always hogging the computer. and to be honest, I have a hard time turning on the computer when they're not home, me not having opposable thumbs and all. so I usually wait until the computers are already turned on, and they turn their back for a split second ( Read more... )