001 ☞ accidental video

[misterfine]

[The feed opens on a young man with inordinately spikey hair who appears terrified, sweaty, and quite unaware of the fact that he's being recorded. For a moment, he just stands there, drinking in his surroundings.]

H-Haha, this isn't a very funny joke, Mr. Wright...Does playing poker even pay enough to pull off something elaborate as this?

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SURPRISE TWEEST!

[papahoho]

I'm afraid it's no joke.

jdghzfdg what an unexpected turn of events 1/3

[misterfine]

[Wasn't entirely prepared to be addressed by someone so close to his face from a tiny device, so he reacts in the most inappropriate way ever as is his style by shouting into the receiver:]

I'M FINE!

2/3

[misterfine]

[When he calms down, he realises his mistake. No hard feelings for giving you a heart attack, right?]

3/3

[misterfine]

U-Uh, sorry about that...I, er, wasn't expecting--

[Decides to drop it, for both his sake and Hoho's.]

Wh-What do you mean, "it's no joke"?
Th-There's no way a place like this could actually exist, right? In the middle of Los Angeles?

[fanassault]

Um. Are you okay, Sir? [Silence.]

Oh! I'm Yukiko Amagi, it's nice to meet you [can't forget to introduce herself again].

[misterfine]

Oh, yeah--I'm...I'm fine!

...W-Well, that's not entirely true. I'm not sure where I am...

[Straightens up a bit when she introduces herself, though, so he can reply in turn. He sounds a bit more like a lawyer now, though his voice still cracks slightly.]

I'm Apollo Justice, attorney at law. It's nice to meet you! Or, it would be, if I knew what was going on.

[fanassault]

I can't really help you there... I'm new here myself. You should find a safe place to go, though. It's dangerous outside.

Oh, wow, you're a lawyer? That must be tough.

[misterfine]

D-Dangerous? What do you mean by that?

[Congratulations--you've distracted him from his terror just a bit with your discussion of his profession.]

Yeah, I guess you could say that. It's really rewarding, though.

1/2

[idkmybffmrhat]

[idkmybffmrhat]

P-Polly! You're.. You're here too!

[misterfine]

[It doesn't take him long at all to recognise /that/ voice, and he's noticeably relieved to see someone he knows in this strange place.]

...T-Trucy?! What are you doing here?

Though now that I think about it, I don't even know where here is.

[idkmybffmrhat]

Same as you!

Welcome to Discedo, Polly.

*MAKES RUFFLING NOISES AT* B|?

[verily_ergo]

[This prosecutor is browsing the network whilst investigating any leads and-- wait--

'Mr. Wright' and 'Trucy'--]

Excuse me, to who am I speaking?

A WILD EDGEWORTH APPEARS--USE FANBOY Y/Y?

[misterfine]

Huh? Oh, I'm Apollo Justice, attorney at law.

[Awkward pause is awkward.]

Er...who's this?

MFY. I MEAN... *PLEASED RUFFLE*

[verily_ergo]

... [All the pieces have come together! ... Sort of.]

Miles Edgeworth, prosecutor.

dskgjds does miles want a ruffle snack 8|

[misterfine]

[This guy looks pretty impressive, so Apollo attempts to sober up his expression a little more. He's tired of looking like an idiot in front of senior attorneys.]

I-I'm Apollo Justice, attorney at law, and I'm fine!

[--oh, wait, he didn't mean to actually say that last bit.]

Does Apollo have tea? 8||||

[musicboxsoldier]

....Wright?

Are you another "lawyer" that helped create the laws here?

i don't believe he does 8| so no you cannot spill it

[misterfine]

Yes, Phoenix Wright--do you know him?

Laws? Well, I only just got here so I couldn't have created anything...b-but I am a lawyer!

/makes tea for him then spills it

[musicboxsoldier]

I talked to him once over the communicator... He's relatively careless.

According to a prosectuor, the laws are created by the lawyers here.

y u do this ;A; 1/2

[misterfine]

Yeah, that sounds like Mr. Wright.

Well, laws aren't really created by the lawyers where I come from--we just enforce them.