Comments | mistersleepless: Saturday Night Open Mic

mistersleepless

Saturday Night Open Mic

Oct 09, 2004 22:35

I am suffused with hatred for all humankind tonight.

Explain to me why I should not kill you.

-- W

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todfox October 9 2004, 14:37:04 UTC

My penis is so small it'll make you feel better about yourself.

mistersleepless October 9 2004, 15:03:24 UTC

...okay.

todfox October 9 2004, 15:08:45 UTC

Does this mean I get to live?

fatkraken October 9 2004, 14:37:31 UTC

because you don't know where I live.

mistersleepless October 9 2004, 15:00:38 UTC

You think I couldn't find out? You think I don't have PLANS?

Saturday Night Open Mic noisy_thoughts October 9 2004, 14:37:50 UTC

...who says you shouldn't?

Re: Saturday Night Open Mic wolfsamurai October 9 2004, 14:42:19 UTC

I have to agree with this one.

abmann October 9 2004, 14:39:52 UTC

Because I'd kill you first.

As well, my mind would go to waste. Unless it was eaten. Then all that I am shall be grokked.

riotlounge October 9 2004, 14:40:02 UTC

Because I am crazy. And because I make you laugh.

And because if you come to my house with all intentions to kill, I would quite possibly cuddle you to death at gunpoint.

Or gut you like a fish. Either or. I keep a big fucking stick by my door.

abmann October 9 2004, 14:42:12 UTC

I'm a Khukri man, myself. Excellent weight. Perfect for the Kali martial art I do as well as perfect for throwing given the moderate weight.

riotlounge October 9 2004, 14:46:24 UTC

Don't know what a Khukri is. I found this stick on the side of the road.

bluepigeon October 9 2004, 14:51:13 UTC

It's my stick you found.

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