Saturday Night Open Mic

[mistersleepless]

I am suffused with hatred for all humankind tonight.

Explain to me why I should not kill you.

-- W

Comments

[specieszero]

Because I'm laying here in agony, sick as a dog.

Killing me would end all that. Wouldn't it be more fun to prolong it, by sending me a sandwich cock full of ebola?

[blueathena]

Ihave a searing headache right now. It'd actually bring me some relief.

As for the rest of humankind... a world empty of people, leaving just yourself, would be helluva lonely place after a while.

[mistersleepless]

Sounds good, no?

[_jenova_]

I just want to die so what the hell....

[mistersleepless]

You're in Oslo. Go out and get drunk, damnit,

[_jenova_]

yeah thats a good idea, wanna join?

[mistersleepless]

If I was in Oslo, maybe.

[gamoid]

I am sheep, so I purchase all the shiny things with your name on it. In doing so, I support your livelihood in a really, really indirect way.

I also can make the sound a lightsaber makes.
Looks good on resumes, let me tell you.

[mistersleepless]

Almost convincing... but not quite. Up against the wall.

(Been a busy week.)