Saturday Night Open Mic

[mistersleepless]

I am suffused with hatred for all humankind tonight.

Explain to me why I should not kill you.

-- W

Comments

[theinnocence]

because my life is hard enough right now to have to worry if my friends are wanting to kill me for things that aren't my fault.

only pushing the cycle farther along

[stylishbastard]

You're so livejournal sometimes.

[chaya]

I can't decide if that's a compliment or not.

[mistersleepless]

I always thought it'd be much more cruel to leave you alive.

[stylishbastard]

Someone will offer you teutonic horny flesh at some point on the thread, just you wait.

Easy

[codeforfood]

Because you can never have enough minions and therefore you would need to save some of us for the job.

All I ask is that the uniform can be black with a blaze orange trenchcoat. gimme that and I'll sign up.

Re: Easy

[mistersleepless]

If I actually had minions, you'd all be dead already. Keep trying.

Re: Easy

[brettday]

Why don't you have an Official Minion Army already? Like the Scientologist's SeaOrg, but a very different sort of evil...

because...

[archangeloz]

then we would never get to write together.

Re: because...

[mistersleepless]

I don't co-write with anyone. What else have you got?

it could be a first.

[archangeloz]

or you could not kill me because, so far, im doing good.

[derryderrydown]

Because if you did, I'd never get to assassinate Blair, Shrub, Howard and all other world leaders who piss me off.