Picture this:You wake up one morning and you're 27 years old ( Read more... )

from "Much Ado about Nothing": Act 1, Scene 1, Lines 247-256

"That a woman conceived me, I thank her; that she brought me up, I likewise give her most humble thanks: but that I will have a recheat winded in my forehead, or hang my bugle in an invisible baldrick, all women shall pardon me. Because I will not do them the wrong to mistrust any, I ( Read more... )

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This is an Email conversation about Rock and Roll I was having with Audrey, most of you will find it boring, but if you have anything to add, feel free to comment.

Sez me: I feel like I have exhausted "rock and roll" in my life. It is a confusing thing, because I think that in a way nothing is more boring than 4 white guys standing in a room ( Read more... )

Today at work a regular that comes in everyday was wearing one of those Lance Armstrong yellow bracelette things. Have you seen those things? It's like a yellow rubberband and it says "LIVESTRONG" on it. Apparently it costs one dollar and all the money goes to cancer research, and they have sold millions of the little buggers. Lou (the regular ( Read more... )

so last night I had my first post Rachel hook up. Very stressful. The girl, while being very nice, was nowhere near as funny witty or pretty as Rachel, and the whole point of hooking up is to find someone hotter than the one you were just with isn't it? God I am so shallow, I'm no catch, but I am here critiqueing other people's appearences. I am ( Read more... )

I'm listening to the Wilco concert Rachel and I went to. I am feeling a little nostalgic. It will pass. Everyone says I should get over this. I know I should. But I still need time. I may try this weekend to go out and hook up but that doesn't meen that I want anyone else. I don't want to sleep alone. But I don't have the capacity to share my ( Read more... )

I got famously drunk last night. Something to the tune of 8 or 9 Long Island Iced Teas. It was horrible. I came home and fell asleep. I forgot to turn on my alarm clock. I was late to work. 3 and a half hours late. My day was ruined. Not to mention the utterly horrible sensation of being stinking drunk at 12 noon is something that I can live ( Read more... )

I can't sleep people. I keep on trying, and nothing happens. I walked away from a fight tonight Todd Spencer will be destroyed. My roomate is in the next room fucking some blonde's brains out. I havn't shad sex in a while. when I was a kid my teachers told me to never right essays like this. you know the essay's I am talking about don't you? the ( Read more... )