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mistress_jess

QOTD

Oct 01, 2007 16:16

"Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called inbreeding, from which comes idiot children -- and more lawyers ( Read more... )

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gxdm October 1 2007, 21:53:29 UTC

Rule 1: Your client is not telling you the complete truth. If you believe everything they say is true, you're going to be screwed.

mistress_jess October 2 2007, 13:26:36 UTC

Exactly!!!!

scratch_blue October 3 2007, 00:09:06 UTC

Does this apply to archaeologists too? (The first part, not the kool-aid.) I can think of at least eight archaeo-couples.

mistress_jess October 3 2007, 15:37:52 UTC

Not sure. You know more archeao-couples than I know lawyer couples, so perhaps that is a sign that idiot children don't result from such unions ;)

scratch_blue October 3 2007, 21:28:36 UTC

Well, I only know of three children from such couples, and only one has, as far as I know, turned out relatively normal. The others are either unknown or too young to know about yet.

anonymous October 18 2007, 14:57:07 UTC

LOL! You know I'm the product of a lawyer-lawyer marriage. And I fear it is inevitable that I, too, will marry a lawyer. I've just decided to give in and go with it! ;) Do you remember the article I wrote for Washingtonian Magazine about lawyers and non-lawyers dating? I feel like the ones who really have it hard are the non-lawyers who are with lawyers. They put up with a lot from us! :)
Liz