Someone stole our fucking computer and 19" flat panel monitor from our car while CJ was unloading his stuff at his new base ( Read more... )

I love SNL ( Read more... )

Sometimes, when Jhonen just lies there and babbles, he sounds exactly like Horation Sanz's impression of Aaron Neville.

When I was four or five years old, we had a fish tank with an assortment of small fish, and two bettas. One was particularly mean (he was blue with twinges of red on his tail). It always made me mad to watch him gang up on all the other little fishies, so one day I decided to do something about it ( Read more... )

I had a good time today. We loaded up (me, Cass, Jeff, and the G-parents) in the pouring rain and headed to Lake Livingston. We got our fire started to grill hamburgers and suddenly we couldn't see the other side of the lake, so we grabbed our stuff and sat in the X-Terra till it blew over to a small shower. Then Clabert cooked the burgers while ( Read more... )

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I don't know how I'm going to survive parenthood without at least tripling my meds ( Read more... )

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You know that your situation is bad when the associates at Wal-Mart are having a hearty laugh at your expense. The story itself isn't even that funny, so I'm not going to tell it. The humor lies in the fact that four obviously sub-intelligent, sub-social, and otherwise incredibly hicked-out employees were having a go at me.

Oh, and of course, many apologies to Celia for slaying her son.

I died in the Dungeon of MistressBubs

I was killed in a freezing cold corridor by Dezhouren the dragon, whilst carrying...

the Armour of Joeswanson, the Crown of Lesbianseahorse, the Dagger of Erachelle1020, the Amulet of Fashion, the Axe of Furiouswill, the Axe of Alphekka and 31 gold ( Read more... )