"What have you done with my wallet, you little spawn of the devil?!"

Do you want to know why I'm a hypocrite? Because I pronounce the noun "care-uh-mull," yet I pronounce the verb "car-mull-eyes."

Locke: Viral sinus infection, double bacterial ear infection, learning more words ( Read more... )

I found a picture of myself today from when I was a freshman in college. I was about 75 pounds lighter and so gorgeous. It's amazing how much children can age your skin and destroy your body. And it's also amazing how I thought I wasn't that good-looking back then (and apparently not many others did either, seeing as how I didn't ever get hit on ( Read more... )

I'm always so drained. The boys keep double-teaming me, or taking turns so that I'm always doing something with one of them from the time I wake up in the morning to the time they go to bed. Which, happily, Jhonen puts himself to sleep at night now, and sleeps about an eight hour stretch. And Locke doesn't wake up until 9 or so now. This is ( Read more... )

That feels gross. Not depressing, really, but I don't feel that old.

If I were the dictator of a country/the world, I would definitely instate some form of tickle torture. That shit is effective.

I just watched "Burnt Offerings." It's a 70's horror movie with Bette Davis about a house with demonic powers or some shit. Seriously soooo awful! To say that the acting and cinematography were melodramatic would be an understatement. In fact, when something happened at the end that was supposed to be gruesome, I burst out laughing because it ( Read more... )

I always miss you the most when it rains.