My pirate name is:

Red Mary Kidd

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So I thought I' take a cheesy, MySpace-esque pic of myself, and only afterward found out that CJ was singing/screaming Lamb of God in the background:

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I'm so fucking tired, I just poured water in my cereal.

I do know what the official usage for the phrase "wag the dog" is, but I wonder if anyone has ever used it in reference to masturbation. If not, they should.

In the dark ages, how would MistressBubs die?

You would be abducted and dissected by aliens. What are the odds!

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My Personality

Neuroticism

78
Extraversion

20
Openness To Experience

37
Agreeableness

0
Conscientiousness

71
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A mosquito landed in the palm of my open hand and proceeded to bite me. That takes balls, man. That's like sauntering up to the gate of Sobibor, waving your arms around while shouting "Oy vey!!" then making a run for it.

And I thought he was surely invincible. I'm sure every croc in the world is pissed that a stingray would be the creature to remove him from this world.