I was almost in tears. This is also from The Best of CraigsList:

"I just moved into this one bedroom apartment for the incredible low price of $450 a month! I mean, it's on the third level, which sucks. It's worth it, though ( Read more... )

Here's the whole article entitled "The Girls I Have Dated":
http://omaha.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/203730169.html

And here's the one that made me laugh out loud the hardest:
"Chrissie - All right, this is a bizarre one. You are smart. You are pretty. You ( Read more... )

What the fuck is going on with my friends' page?!

Hey, CJ....

...Your Mom's on the tip of your tongue.

So I met my first new neighbor today. His name is Scary Bat. I later learned that his name is actually Justin, but he still maintains that it's Scary Bat. He just wandered into my backyard while I was raking leaves and demanded that Locke and I pay attention to him ( Read more... )

We're here.
We're unpacking.
I'm fucking tired and ready to auction off my kids and husband.
Any takers?

Oh, and will a Cafe'er please post the link for me? I'm ready to be re-introduced to the wild.

We're in Nebraska. The weather is fabulous. Our house is great. I feel like an adult again--only, in a good way this time.

So right now we're in Oklahoma at my sis-in-law's house. It was a miserable first half of the trip due to how tightly packed the car was, and how sleep-deprived the adults were. But now I'm napped up, I had an awesome steak, and we leave tomorrow for Nebraska. I'm excited to have my own house again.

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The list of people who were in my fucked up dream last night:

Myself
CJ
Jasmine
Celia
Debbie
Mikey
Callie

Email me if you want to find out what your role was. Some of them are waaay to inappropriate for me to put up here.