So today is the 20th anniversary of the Chernobyl Disaster. I decided to look it up in Wikipedia, being that I was ashamed to be an adult college graduate who knew nothing about the event beyond the fact that it was a nuclear explosion somewhere in Russia. As it turns out, on April 26, 1986, I was living in Greece. Iraklion, a base in Heraklion ( Read more... )

I have conquered Locke's mullet! Ever-so-elusive, this mullet would sometimes disguise itself as cutesy, golden baby curls, making it hard to clearly identify with a pair of scissors (yes, scissors, not shears--this was a covert op, man). Only upon washing and rinsing, or a hard night's sleep and a nap, could this abomination be seen in its true ( Read more... )

...time for a new userpic. Locke is considerably older now, and my teeth are considerably less yellow now, too. God bless Crest Whitestrips. Although they hurt like hell. He played at a park, swung on a swing, and slid down a slide for the first time yesterday, and this is a picture of us together in an adult swing ( Read more... )

Mmmmm Chicken Voila. This stuff got me through my freshman year of dorm living, man. Oops, gotta go stir. Don't want sticky burnt noodles ( Read more... )

Almost makes me want to leave the house and do something with Locke...almost. We'll probably just settle for playing in the front yard, though. He loves doing that anyway. I'm still coughing up a lung, and I've been having new aches and pains for the past few days, so I'll probably just take it easy today, even though my house needs severe ( Read more... )

I signed the form yesterday for a tubal ligation procedure the day after Jhonen is born. I've been thinking about this a while, and though it'd be great for CJ to have a procedure done instead, I would just like to know for myself that no matter what happens, I won't get stuck with another surprise pregnancy. That way, if something happens to CJ ( Read more... )

Love your music, Rob Zombie, but in this you haven't got a fucking clue.
Interview with AOL:

educatedzombie: No. I am currently working on an animated film entitled 'The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.' This will be finished by the end of the year and change the world of animation as we know it. It is a super hero - monster - sex Comedy ( Read more... )

four more weeks of this? follwed by at least six months of having to wake up about every two to three hours (if i'm lucky)? dammit i need some fucking sleep.

and a vacation.

and a few bottles of cabernet or something.

So I went to Borders last night to get the Oblivion strategy guide for CJ. It was close to closing time and I couldn't find anyone to help me. I found a search computer (which I later realized was for employees--whoops) and started trying to find it myself. This guy walks up to me--big glasses, scraggly hair, lanky, wearing a T-shirt covered by ( Read more... )

Was it really to much to ask to have two illness-free pregnancies? It seems unfair, seeing as how there's so little in the way of medicines that I'm allowed to take...