"Last I heard, y'all nigguhs was havin' sex. Wit' da SAME sex."

Like, DAY-um, you just got TRUMPED when I said that. Dumbasses.

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I'm getting tired of them springing shit on me. Seriously. They'd better have a good explanation this time...

I got to get out of the house last night with Fran, the other pregnant mom I know. CJ and Jarrik watched Locke and Aby, (she's only two weeks younger than Locke), and Fran and I went shopping and ate at the Olive Garden. I bought Locke a pimpin' Easter outfit. The evil Mall designers put Old Navy, Baby Gap, and Children's Place all withing ( Read more... )

He was pissing me off SOOO badly, until these two things happened ( Read more... )

Julie Aigner-Clark, speaking at the end of a Baby Einstein video, claims that curiousity and wonder are "uniquely human traits."

Funny, I never heard the phrase "Curiousity killed the baby" at any point in my life.

Don't go see The Hills Have Eyes if you have no tolerance for psychologically disturbing material. And if you think I mean just plain ole blood-&-guts, NO I don't mean that, because that's no big deal. Ugh, seriously, that movie is never coming into my house except on a temporary basis for CJ to get through the end (if he can ( Read more... )

Our lives will now change.

See, this is why I don't go around making girl friends on purpose. All this dramatic bullshit. It used to be that I wouldn't stand for it, but it seemed like there was a lot riding on my ability to stay friends with these people. It wouldn't have been just me that it affected if I told them off in the first place for being uppity, gossipy, catty ( Read more... )

Inna Gadda Davida, CJ. Don' you know I'll always be true?