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Ya know... Im dog sitting with a nice pool, full bar, nice house. And i dont think i could get anyone to come over and hang out with me even if i had a stripper on a pole (male or female) over here. I suck.

I would like to thank Sgt. Ortiz for making my last half hour of work AWESOME lol. A cranky old man (COM) came in while i was helping Sgt create an acct when COM came in demanding a manager. I politely said hes on a business call can i help you? he said No youre just an employee you cant help me at all. I said are you sure? It might save you some ( Read more... )

Im so tired of trying to find someone for me. And if you tell me to stop looking,  I might just strangle you.  IF i had a life where i went out with friends a lot, worked at  more than 10 hrs a week, were a member of a group or something MAYBE I wouldn't want to strangle you. But I sit at home a lot, no friends to really hang with,  and noone at ( Read more... )

 
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Sister: stopped at an endcap - "Hey, ya know what?..."

Me: "That if you just farted we should start walking now?"

HEY WEERD!

http://www.news4jax.com/slideshow/news/22932087/detail.html

A right whale was born today off the coast of my city !

I CAN BREATHE THRU MY LUNGS!

I went to the ER today after my dr sent me there and got nebulizer treatment and IC steroids and iv antibiotics and ive slept SOOO nice this afternoon!

I CAN BREATHE THRU MY NOSE!!

dear lord who invented the flu!?just going down the stairs to get soda my sister brought for me (when i have insomnia it relaxes me so i can sleep) just going downstairs and back up again kicked my ass. i hope its enough to get me to sleep for a bit