... the addition of eyeliner instantly turns any male character evil. If eyeliner is not available, a goatee will suffice.

... all aliens look just like humans. Exotic aliens look like humans with a dash of prosthetics ( wrinkly foreheads, pointy ears, etc ). Really exotic aliens look like humans painted another color.

Signs you may need to change your child's school #827 Your child runs around panicked that he has lost "the magic book! The book with magic, how to do it!" and after much rummaging and shouting, finds it and waves it triumphantly. His science textbook ( Read more... )

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  My left arm hates me this week.

So yeah, rained out practices and me being a bum about going to yoga means my shoulder was twinging all week. And then the other day some random ( very loud! ) bug tried to fly into my eye and I flinched wrong and shoulder went pop.

Bugger.

Then this morning, I got an early morning phone call, and reached ( Read more... )

  ... the old Star Trek episodes actually make for a very interesting psych study.

Look, I realize that the effects and cliches were all shiny and new and pretty and fabulous back in the 60s. But today, they're just so laughably bad that it's almost uncomfortable. =D

This may come as a bit of a shock, but --

1) I had never watched a full episode of Star Trek before going to see the Star Trek reboot movie ( I'd seen the last half of some random episode where everyone was a teenager and in the end there was Whoopi Goldberg. It was slightly traumatizing, because the kid playing the captain was kinda cute ; and ( Read more... )

Today's word of the week : wet ( Read more... )

Considering all the other Random-WTF that goes on within the White Scarves, I'm think I'm doubly lucky that my Don rocks, and has continued to rock for the ... damn. It's five years this weekend.

Well dang.

But yeah. He rocks.

Kindle : Highly addictive. I've got a lot of .txt files laying around -- interesting psych studies, random fanfic, even random-er ebooks ( ... why do I have the entire Star Wars series movie novelizations? ) -- and having discovered appropriate software, I've spent the last few days systematically converting them into not only Kindle-acceptable ( Read more... )

  I can't say the week got better
     just that it at least ended well

So on Friday, at work, I come in to hear that one of the staff members almost dropped a baby ( she caught her foot going over a baby gate ) and another one is lying ( she claimed she had to go to get fingerprinted. She left at 1PM, to get fingerprinted five minutes away, at a ( Read more... )